It’s like I’m wiping a marker. I’ve been here for ten minutes and I’m losing hope.
LostinLies1 on
I started a high protein diet. This has become my new life.
Fenixsoftflare on
Opsiee
Goon4FatAss on
Boy do I have a perfect fix for your asshole
Chungalus on
Get a bidet you barbarian.
Rockstat_ on
Brought to you by the new ass-wow!!
Fickle-Molasses-903 on
I know what about to mention is predictable as the sun rising in the east and setting in the west, but a Bidet is the best purchase I have made in a very long time. It’s so much cleaner, and you save a ton on toilet paper each year. And the heated seat is so nice in the wintertime.
Priyotosh1234 on
Wash not wipe. You don’t just wipe your hands when you accidentally touch dogshit and call it a day.
JazzlikeSpinach3 on
Ya then more blood comes out
Jewishweeb1 on
This is a bidet
Livid_Pomelo_8468 on
Then you take more toilet paperÂ
Thisizamazing on
I bet you weren’t finished shitting
Ashamed_Item_9668 on
If this ain’t the truth. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Cara_Rose1 on
I’m Billy Mays, and I’m here to tell you that toilet paper just won’t cut through that set-in stain!
caeliduskxa on
Toilet paper: the DLC that never ends.
BroccoliMaster159 on
Eat more fiber. It’s that simple.
Confident-Estate1021 on
Do American people don’t know what a bidet is? Or just wash your booty after🤨
desyx_ on
BILLY MAYS HERE FOR THE MEGA SCRUBBER
pepp3rito on
Get a bidet, peasant.
Sea-Service-7730 on
That’s why we wash…
wolfbayte on
Maybe finish pooping first. There’s still some there keeping your B hole open just enough to skid on your wipe.
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It’s like I’m wiping a marker. I’ve been here for ten minutes and I’m losing hope.
I started a high protein diet. This has become my new life.
Opsiee
Boy do I have a perfect fix for your asshole
Get a bidet you barbarian.
Brought to you by the new ass-wow!!
I know what about to mention is predictable as the sun rising in the east and setting in the west, but a Bidet is the best purchase I have made in a very long time. It’s so much cleaner, and you save a ton on toilet paper each year. And the heated seat is so nice in the wintertime.
Wash not wipe. You don’t just wipe your hands when you accidentally touch dogshit and call it a day.
Ya then more blood comes out
This is a bidet
Then you take more toilet paperÂ
I bet you weren’t finished shitting
If this ain’t the truth. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I’m Billy Mays, and I’m here to tell you that toilet paper just won’t cut through that set-in stain!
Toilet paper: the DLC that never ends.
Eat more fiber. It’s that simple.
Do American people don’t know what a bidet is? Or just wash your booty after🤨
BILLY MAYS HERE FOR THE MEGA SCRUBBER
Get a bidet, peasant.
That’s why we wash…
Maybe finish pooping first. There’s still some there keeping your B hole open just enough to skid on your wipe.
This is what our culture has become?
Nahh.. that’s totally a skill issue